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- Law & Order: SVU (the Mariska Hargitay years only—specifically the reruns she has seen four times)
- The Golden Girls (for the 400th rewatch, because Blanche’s hedonism is aspirational to Bettie)
- Murder, She Wrote (Jessica Fletcher is her spirit animal: a woman who solves crimes while wearing sensible shoes and never breaking a sweat)
- Dr. Phil (watched ironically, until she starts yelling at the TV, at which point it becomes religious viewing)
- QVC (not to buy, but for the ASMR of human voices that aren’t asking anything of her)
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